Billions – “Thank you for doing your civic duty.”

Come on. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Take it easy there, fella. Excuse me, sir. What? You didn’t clean up after your dog. Yeah, I forgot the bag today. Oh, I don’t think so because, you know, it’s not just the statutory law, it’s the law of civility, man. And I’ve seen you before. You come […]

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Deadpool

Wade Wilson: Do you like what you see? Weasel: No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Wade Wilson: Yeah. Weasel: Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. Wade Wilson: And […]

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Ray Donovan – “You ever take testosterone?”

You ever take testosterone? No. No, of course not. You know, they probably milk it from you like blood plasma. It’s f#cking me up. I got pimples all over my back and an abscess on my ass so deep you could hide the profits from five Tommy Wheeler movies. Your little girlfriend? She’s driving me […]

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Vinyl – “wow that was really gross”

This was when? A couple weeks ago. You, too, or just the den? Excuse me? Any physical abuse in the marriage? Oh, no, no. Not in… no. No, you don’t need to write that down. It was an accident. Is that what women say? I get a lot of clumsy women. That’s not what this […]

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